"Mom, what if we are all just asleep and living in our dreams? Or what if we are all still in heaven with Jesus and He is just showing us what life is like before we are born so we know what to do when we get down here..."
::awkward silence because I have NO idea how to respond::
"Ummm, did one of your teachers say that at school today, buddy?"
"No, I was just thinking...."
My son, the philosopher. Get that boy a pipe.
Meanwhile, Emmy is singing her ABCs, Bushel and a Peck, and other nonsensical made up words while twirling her hair. Now, that's the kind of stuff I can handle!